Forget all the problems of the world, the greatest cover-up of all time is being broadcast on the Histroy channel!
It claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of just 2 weeks.
I have heard this lie before and now it is being propagated over cable/satellite TV!
There has been no discernible half life measured from a sample of the first set of Twinkies rolled out in the 1930's.
They are indestructible and will be what aliens visiting this planet will find long after we are gone.
This is a cover-up greater than that of the "National Treasure"!
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It's common knowledge that Twinkies, cockroaches, and Keith Richards are the only things capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust, so I don't know who they think they're fooling.
Two weeks?? That is a lie! Twinkies will keep forever!!
LOL @ Grant's comment. :D
Now my brother and I are arguing. He believes the History channel. I am telling him that due to my age and knowledge to please believe me about the Twinkies and not the damn tv...
See - they are dividing us already!
It has been discussed among chemist that Twinkies are a single molecule away from Styrofoam and that molecule just made them more resistant to degradation.
it's a marketing ploy to get you to buy more. everyone knows that if the world ends, cockroaches and twinkies will be the only survivors.
crap. i didn't read grant's comment before posting mine.
great minds, grant...great minds.
Haven't grown up with twinkies, so I never eat them...but if they're so indestructible, I wonder if and how many preservatives they hold?
Don't throw stones yet...just an innocent question:)
No stones Jeanette, but there is substantial thought that Twinkies are a preservative,
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