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Born a Texan, but traveled the US extensively.  Now staying on the East coast.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Liars!

Forget all the problems of the world, the greatest cover-up of all time is being broadcast on the Histroy channel!
It claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of just 2 weeks. 
I have heard this lie before and now it is being propagated over cable/satellite TV!

There has been no discernible half life measured from a sample of the first set of Twinkies rolled out in the 1930's.
They are indestructible and will be what aliens visiting this planet will find long after we are gone.

This is a cover-up greater than that of the "National Treasure"!
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